"You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out." - Warren Buffet
"Don't confuse brains for a bull market." - Humphrey Neill
"I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago... I shot my broker." - Groucho Marx
"The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent." - John Maynard Keynes
"The four most expensive words in the English language are 'this time it's different'" - John Templeton
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." - Unknown